Forks Are Slutty Spoons


Forks are slutty spoons cause they open their legs alot.

Ask Or Die

Source: arctic-honkeys

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

Source: slimiest

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

fangoriaaa:

infinity-a-deux:

the clean version of vampire money makes mcr seem even gayer than usual

one two three, we came to SUCK”

……..rEHD Y

Source: infinity-a-deux

brotaterchip:

Neck Deep: Kick It & Silver Lining

brotaterchip:

Neck Deep: Kick It & Silver Lining

Source: brotaterchip

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

Source: legalmexican

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

Source: swagonmydick4000000000

Source: pepperandpals